How to ward off Count Suarez

^{Luis Suarez, having revealed himself to be the most famous vampire since Dracula himself, will next be striking at Newcastle's home, St James' Park. This being an occasion with many thousands of people attending, will be the perfect chance for this particular day-vampire to continue his old-fashioned brand of retribution on society.}

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Pardew's unsurprising second season syndrome.

There was great satisfaction on Tyneside last May as Newcastle secured fifth spot, and manager Alan Pardew earned the LMA and Premier League manager of the year awards. As their current season lies in ruins after a 3-0 home defeat to bitter rivals on Sunday, a cursory glance at the history books reminds we have been here before.

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Pardew's beard inspires Toon Army lunacy

As reports emerge of Newcastle fans who disrupted an amateur game ahead of their away game against Wiganthis past Sunday there are some who are suggesting that it is the sight of Newcastle manager Alan Pardew's 'le tramp' beard that is sending them into a wild frenzy.

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Will Laudrup be taken away in the summer?

Recently Michael Laudrup’s stock has risen dramatically at Swansea City. He has won the Capital One Cup and has signed a one year extension to his managerial contract at the Liberty Stadium.

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Newcastle continue to miss Ben Arfa

With Hatem Ben Arfa undergoing surgery on his troublesome hamstring, Newcastle will be without their creative wide man for the remainder of the season.

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Does Jonjo Shelvey need to leave Liverpool?

Having recently falling down the midfield pecking order at Anfield, could Jonjo Shelvey benefit from a fresh start away from Merseyside?

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Has Tiote hit the end of the road at Newcastle?

The Ivory coast midfielder at one time was the lynchpin of the Newcastle United midfield. His tacking and tenacity were a shining example to those around him and displayed the exact kind of passion the St James’s Park crowd demanded

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Does Gouffran hold the key to Newcastle success?

Newcastle United fans have heralded the French signings made in January as saving their season. Moussa Sissoko has been the one most lauded by the fans.

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What has happened to Newcastle?

Was it all a dream? Did Newcastle's wonder 2011/2012 season really happen at all?

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Spurs vs Newcastle: what a difference a year makes (Video)

When Spurs pulverised Newcastle 5-0 at White Hart Lane almost exactly a year ago both teams were enjoying their best Premier League seasons for quite some time.

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Newcastle now have enough about them to avoid the drop

Back at the beginning of the month, fans of Newcastle United were understandably worried about their Premier League future.

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Is Pardew just a pawn in the chessboard at Newcastle?

The bookmakers have shortened the odds significantly on the departure of Alan Pardew and you can’t blame them for putting 2 +2 together.

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San Lorenzo Want Fab Freebie

Alan Pardew isn’t just fighting relegation at Newcaslte United

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Would Coloccini's departure spell trouble for Toon?

Alan Pardew must be asking himself what he has done wrong for all this bad luck he has currently being handed, and Fabricio Coloccini has added to his misery by asking him for a move back to Argentina.

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Could Distin's new deal scupper Tomkin's switch to Newcastle?

According to the local rag, Sylvain Distin is expected to sign on the dotted line and extend his stay at current club. However this good news for Everton fans could leave Newcastle fans up in arms, and I will tell you why.

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