You're not running Farah 'nuff!

National hero Mo Farah has come forward and asked his beloved Arsenal if they would consider giving him a job. After taking one look at Theo Walcott, Arsene Wenger was said to have written up a contract for Farah himself.

Only joking!

Farah, a life-long gooner, has expressed his desire to one day be part of Arsenal’s back room staff as a fitness coach.

Reports suggest that first team players Emmanuel Frimpong and Alex-Oxlade Chamberlain laughed in the face of the puny athlete, and proceeded to chase him, but the Arsenal duo ran out of breath after 5000m and could only stand and watch as Farah cracked out the Mo-Bot.

Perhaps Mo could teach the Arsenal squad on how to have a winner’s mentality, or better yet, share one of his gold medals with them so they can finally get a touch of success, even if it is not theirs!

I can already hear the sigh of Per Mertesacker as he is told his next training session consists of a 10,000m run!

For more Football Blogs and opinion from football fans around the world