5,921th club to be linked with Tevezzzzz

As it has been only a few weeks since Carlos Tevezzzzzzz has been linked with one of the top clubs in Europe, we were all starting to get withdrawal systems. But fret no longer as a new candidate for his own brand of annoying madness has emerged.

This time around the link comes from Inter Milan AC Milan Silvio Berlusconi's all star five-a-side team Juventus with reports in Italy claiming that the Old Lady are planning a £40 million swoop for the striker, though not a literal swoop like an eagle performs when catching it’s pray, more of a metaphorical swoop. Or maybe they’re planning on using a big net attached to a helicopter to capture the Argentinean striker.

Either way, according to Italian newspaper Tuttosport, Juve are set to capitalise on the continued mystery surrounding the long term future of the striker at Manchester City.

Despite the current truce between Tevezzzzz and his boss Roberto Mancini, his long term future remains in doubt and Juve hope to continue their re-establishment and firmly get their backsides on one of the seats at the table of Europe’s top clubs.

Juventus have lacked a 20-goal a year striker this season which has hindered their title challenge to AC Milan and have begun planning to alleviate this particular problem for next season.

The report adds that Tevez is the Turin club’s preferred target although other options as a ‘statement transfer’ include Tevez’s teammate Edin Dzeko and Liverpool striker/controversy magnet Luis Suarez.

Dan Whiteway

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