Bruce Banner to rescue Chelsea???

With the current mess Chelsea are in they could very much do with a super hero to revitalise their fortunes; lucky for them the incredible Hulk has stepped forward to offer his services according to The Metro. Even in Super Hero land though nothing is easy and to force through a bid to take the Brazilian from his current club Zenit is likely to require near superpower skills of pursuation and negotiation, given that the Russians not long ago raided their money tree for £40 million to sign the player.

This means that Hulk is likely to be anything but cheap with the Russians determined to recuperate what they paid for the player and more. The only thing that looks to be in Chelsea's favour is the player has let known is love of the Premier League, although it is not likely that Zenit will show a sensitive side and let him have his wish.

If they can get him it would be a huge coup and would surely end their striker woe. You would think that with the likes of Mata, Hazard, Oscar and co behind him with their endless creative talents the powerhouse would tear the Premier League apart in a manner similar to his Marvel namesake. Nevertheless it is worth noting that these supposed creative influences have not exactly been lining up chance after chance for Demba Ba and Fernando Torres, so they might well need a force stronger than Hulk to get them going again.