£20 million? Zaha!

Crystal Palace's co-chairman Steve Parish has come out fighting regarding the club's jewel in the crown Wilfried Zaha as he defiantly states that it will cost at least £20 million to prize the forward away to the Premier League.

Big spenders Man City, Liverpool and *ahem* Arsenal have all been credited with an interest in the flamboyant striker who has scored four goals for Palace this season.

The saga will no doubt continue to rumble on until January at which point everyone will be lulled into boredom and sick of confusing ‘Zaha’ with ‘Saha’.

Tomos Llewellyn