Jose Mourinho reveals his future Chelsea transfer targets

The Daily Star reports that the 'Special One' has already opened talks to become the manager of the London side next season and views Zenit's Hulk as an ideal signing.

Mourinho is sure to get a hero's welcome on his return to Stamford Bridge, and looks set to bring in another in the shape of (the not-so-incredible at times this season) Hulk. Not as catchy a title as the special one, admittedly, however the move could see Hulk make a similar impact to that of Didier Drogba during Mourinho's first spell in charge of Chelsea.

It seems, however, that a super-hero effort will be required to prize the star striker away as Hulk only joined the mega-rich Russian outfit last season, for a super-human price tag of around £42 million.

Football Friends' gossip columns have been granted special access to Mourinho's shopping list, and we can reveal it also includes the likes of Batman, Superman the Human Torch. Though the move could signal the end for newly masked Fernando Torres, who has waded in early especially to fit my bad super-hero puns.

Torres' special ability since arriving in London could be seen as the 'flop' after failing so far to live up to the £50million price tag placed around the Spaniard's head.

Tomos Llewellyn @tomllew