Heskey jets over to Newcastle

Newcastle fans this morning received a scare as news broke that the former England striker had signed for Newcastle.

Luckily enough Heskey has joined the Australian side Newcastle Jets on a year long deal leading to the biggest Geordie sigh of relief ever recorded.

Heskey, who has a scoring record of 1 in every 1,000,000 games is seen as more of a creator than a goalscorer, a vital flaw considering the position Heskey takes up on the pitch.

Jets fans are apparently looking forward to mocking the striker's goalscoring capabilities as he sets his sights on consistently missing the back of the net for yet another team.

Tomos Llewellyn

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