Manchester United forward leaves on loan
Friday, December 28, 2012 at 8:30 PM | by Patrick Gleeson 
If I told you that Tiago Manuel Dias Correia has left Manchester United, you would probably reply with 'who?', but if I told you that Bebe had left the Old Trafford outfit...
...Then your response would probably be exactly the same.
Bebe alone has proved that the presence of God is a complete and utter myth. I mean, if there was an almighty figure watching over us, why would he or she do absolutely nothing about the devastating wars, the poverty in the world and the starving children across the globe whilst an individual of Bebe's pitiful capabilities was signed in a reported £7.4m deal by Manchester United?
Since his arrival to the Premier League in 2010 he has contributed to just 2 league games and he was shipped to Turkey to see if he could offer Besiktas anything worthwhile, but the answer was, obviously, no.
He spent 6 months on the sidelines with an injury that he picked up while representing his country and when reports were received that he would be sent back to Manchester after he broke a club curfew in Turkey, a huge number of face-palms were waiting for him on his return.
Not to worry though United fans, as Fergie has got rid once again, this time sending him back to his homeland of Portugal with Rio Ave.
That'll teach you to sign players without watching them in person, eh Sir Alex?
