In need of assistance. Or maybe not...

Wenger is enraged, stating that as brilliant as it may be, Escape is a one person song and would be too difficult to attempt as a duo. Rice disagrees and asks for the opinion of all five members of the crowd, who remain disinterested.

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Arsene Wenger has set the managerial blueprint

But would Arsenal fans sacrifice a well run club, a young talented squad playing "total football" for actually wining something? Despite the achievements above, the Gunners still remain trophy less for the past half decade, even their neighbours have won the Carling Cup in this time.

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Five things we learned from England v Ghana

International friendlies are often regarded as dull and meaningless interruptions to the domestic season. However, England wouldn’t have learned these five things, without last night’s thrilling friendly at Wembley

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Wake me up when the season continues please

Wake me up when it’s all over.

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Player withdrawals ruins friendly for spectators

The FA's decision to allow the players participating in the Champions League to return to their clubs is very disrespectful to the clubs fighting relegation.

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Brazil, the new generation

The colour yellow plotted around the Emirates Stadium in north London on Sunday afternoon to support Brazil, but how has the team developed?

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I'd rather be stuck in a mine than be this guy...

I sit on the fence when it comes to diving/cheating/simulation - whatever you want to call it. Nobody likes to see a player in trouble for nothing, and games decided by cheating, but I know that when I play that if there is a minute to go and the only way I was guaranteed a goal was to roll over a loose leg, I’m taking it. Having said this, I don’t think you can justify what you’re about to see:

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In the world of a little big club

How many times do you hear the argument, ‘we’re a bigger club that you are?’ Well, after a row in the local boozer last night, I thought I would stir it up even more by putting the Premiership in order of big to little. There is no logic in the order, crowd size, trophies, history – nothing weighs more than anything else, this is just a general opinion supported by my argument as to why I place the club where I do. Feel free to slate my table, but support your argument with a reason as to what make a big club, a big club…

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Arsenal’s Solution To Their Long Awaited Search For A Trophy?

Arsene Wenger must be looking on in admiration at the England captaincy debate.

At present he could only wish to make a decision like Fabio Capello’s - to reinstate John Terry back as captain in place of Rio Ferdinand - because Arsenal do not have any leaders in their team.

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The English national side 2016

Since the debacle of South Africa, the youth of England are being looked at in a different light, the golden generation is over and the new boys need to be blooded in and tried out. Here is a rundown of who I think could make the grade at each position:

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Hell of a wakeup call...

It was nice to see Aaron Ramsey again in an Arsenal shirt over the weekend, after recovering from that horrific injury he suffered at Stoke City last year.

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The non-league Messi?

Adam Birchall began his career at Arsenal, where he spent 10 years in the youth team and ended up training with the likes of Dennis Bergkamp and Thierry Henry

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The diary off a Sunday League Manager

Monday 17.57 - call opposition and arrange the weekend fixture, first polite and seemingly mandatory question "how's the team going" bearing in mind we are routed to the bottom off the league and lost our last game 8-0, to*ser! But you politely brush it off and continue with the fixture arrangements and 10 minutes off boredom as the idiot brags about how well their team is doing

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Football And The Prisoners Dilemma

If there is a holy grail of football, a dream of fans everywhere, it would be to see top level, fantasy-style football with all sides having a reasonable shot at glory in any given season. Victory is sweet, but it is all the sweeter when it is achieved when you’re not the wealthiest or obvious favourites.

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Ljungberg is a woman!

Hanna Ljungberg – a familiar name to you? Nothing to do with Freddie other than a Swedish passport, but Hanna is a footballer credited with 196 goals in 227 games for Umeå IK in Sweden. In case you are unsure, Ljungberg is a female footballer who retired in 2009 due to injury.

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