Fulham v Arsenal - Alternative match report

Well thank God that's over.....

 

Not the game I mean the season.

 

So we finish in the prized position of 4th, just above teams in the Europa League and the fair play league, if we are the 4th best team in the premier league this league, then this season has all the quality of a Lidls pizza,you know the ones made in the home of pizza...Poland.

 

2-2 v Fulham, not a surprise result, considering they had nothing to play for and we have no idea how to win a game, saying that Arsenal ladies win another trophy..are you watching Mr Wenger I forgot he won't be watching as he doesn't see anything apart from telling everyone who is prepared to listen that failure is a success.

 

Anyway back to the game, we concede both goals from crosses, crosses,corners,free kicks throw ins, it doesn't matter what type of situation it is where we have time to organise something we have a gift of not doing it, if there is any coaching going on at the training ground then I am a George Clooney lookalike...sadly more like George Formby than Clooney

 

Thankfully we have Van Persie, yet again carrying us through another game, no team should rely on 1 person so much in either football or life but forget Cesc,Nasri or the other "world class" players we are meant to have, Van is the man, he scores another good goal and then Theo pops up with a last minute goal for a draw

 

End of game, end of season and good riddance to 2011/12 season

 

The away fans were singing to Wenger, "spend some money", problem is I think he might and it will be on a new coat for next season so he doesn't look like he is stuck in sleeping bag with a broken zip, simialr to the one he has been sporting this season.

 

Dean Scott ,frustrated from London